I, for the record, am not down with the Greeks.

The Kappa Beach Party came very close to fucking my vacation right up. I'm aware that the Kappas aren't affiliating themselves with this little jam any longer but so what. 

If you're expecting thousands of people to show up on an island on a particular weekend, get the date on your website right so I don't have to have a heart attack when I find that the weekend I wanna ride my scooter down there is gonna be the same weekend said thousands of people are gonna be there.

It's not the same weekend. My vacation is not gonna be fucked. I got pretty freaked out yesterday while trying to book a hotel though. Turns out that the Kappa party is the next weekend. I'll only have to deal with some "Art Festival" for those couple of days while me and my friends tear ass around the island on scooters. It was still a bitch to get a room that wasn't super pricey.

Fuck "Art Festivals" by the way. Your bead booths and stained glass baby angels and sock monkeys do not classify as art in my book and you shouldn't have to close down streets to sell it. Save your shit for the State Fair and you can sell your wooden peace signs next to the bitch that puts your stupid name on a grain of rice.

And just so everyone's clear on this.......I hate frats. And just because it's a black fraternity doesn't mean it's not filled to the brim with the same bozos that are in all the other ones. 

I hear the party's hype though.